my theory is that Selena got with Justin just so she could stay relevant after her show ended……why does she sing, she has no talent. & Neither do...
The time difference between the East and West coast is so bizarre because when it’s like 7 PM here it’s 10 PM there and if I stay up late enough...
A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.
Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an...
Things I’m not saying:
It’s 6am and I just poured myself a double whiskey in a plastic cup I accidentally stole from the bagel shop. I am not a good adult.
Everyone’s been talking about that MTV show Awkward, so I tried to watch it and jesus FUCK it is racist.
I don’t get how some girls who get their pictures taken while laughing still look good.
I look like a motherfucking horse.
“i hate people who just expect handouts!!!!” - rich suburban kids who have had everything handed to them in their life